Stupidity is contagious, and SWAS just caught the bug.
Be careful IMK, envy is one of the deadly sins.
Bitches, it’s time we all know the truth about this fresh and new Gossip Girl.
If you’re dumb enough to not know who I’m talking about – SWAS.
Recently, this brand new poser has been quite the chat on WP.
With her devil-like blog and full-of-hatred posts, it’s not hard to see why.
She’s been here for three days and I already know more about her than she claims to know about me.
SWAS, or should I call you IMK? I have a better idea, let’s call you Maddie.
I figured a smart girl like you would’ve come up with a much more clever guess on my secret identity.
Thinking OfficialMassieBitch and I are the same person?
My dear, shes been gone and dead for a while now and her LL* blog is apparently on private. Oh and your “evidence” about the i.p. address is all made up. Either you couldn’t think of anything better or your sources are lame.The Legitimately Looser of a girl, e-mailed me saying that she has never responded to anyone on her “hotmail” account. Now I don’t ever remember her making an hotmail account or advertising the e-mail nor do I care because honestly, your ALL pathetic. All I care about that evidence is my i.p. address being shown and it isn’t, because it isn’t mine not even close to it. I worry only about my address because that’s also I secret I’ll never reveal, atleast now anyways. WordPress has become too sneaky, so I wouldn’t risk putting it out there. Although if any of you girlies remember me commenting in the beginning of last year perhaps? You can check it out, and “compare” (snickers) 
.
It’s only been three days you’ve been here, and you’ve already messed with the wrong girls.
One of them being…me.
Ladies, today I will be “uncovering” SWAS’s real identity, and no, unlike many of the prettly little lunatics, I am not “assuming”.
First, let’s state the obvious here. The first makeover and the most significant one was the devilish header and the background that came along with it. We all know and even I admit that the first girl who has been making these epic yet scrapy, let’s call it crappy, makeovers is none other than Maddie. Yes, SWAS indeed kept pointing out that Maddie wasn’t the only one who had her way with re-decorating, and I must admit, it’s not the best evidence I’ve recieved. Even ‘peaceluhvjuna’ who SWAS claims “inspired” her with the makeover, has a complete different look. Let’s face it, who’s looks more similar, SWAS & IMK or SWAS & PLJ? You choose.
Second, one word, grammar. I have been doing my job for the past number months and that was to view these hideous yet entertaining blogs. One thing I’ve realized, is not everyone has perfect grammar, not even yours truly. Maddie is an exception, however because the posts updated on her Massie blog captivates her writing skill rather than her Massie-ness. Without the Massie, there’s no Sassie, and without Sassie, the blog is as dreary and dreadful as an english report. I am not insulting you here, you have A+ grammar but you should seriously save that for when school begins. SWAS? You have excellent grammar as well, coinceidence? I don’t think so. Take a look at both their writing girls. Exactly the same. A match.
Third, SWAS was created, when? About three days ago? Yet, already two grand posts. She tries exceedingly to win the attention of the viewers, it almost brings a tear to my eye. Not.
During the first day of SWAS entertainment, Maddie was nowhere to be seen. GGspy especially noticed that once, while I was away on vacation. Maddie seems to always be replying to her comments and commenting on other blogs, why did she stop on that particular day? Too busy gossiping up a storm I bet.
Fourth, this evidence cracked me up, I don’t know about you. Read along and you’ll see why. Usually on her IMK blog, if someone ever so dares to insult her blog, or fashion sense in this case, she burns with fury or at least gives a cold reply in return. You all, I am positive remember the epic arguement between her and OfficialMassieBitch? Where she started using some profanity against, OMB the main target, therealdyl, aliciaarivera, Asilynn, Anjani, Annie and several others? From this, any dumbass can tell she can back herself up. Why couldn’t she do the same too SWAS who commented on her blog twice? She barely raised her tone and not at once commented on the SWAS site. Probably because it’s hers? I sure as hell know it isn’t, because she wanted to ignore Gossip Gurrls; she commented on mine back when Massies were my topic of concern.
-A
July 28, 2011 at 12:59 pm
Your secret has just been revealed.
Check it out, bitch.
Kisses and Secrets,
-A
iMassiekur
July 28, 2011 at 7:18 pm
*rolls eyes* ummm what secret?!?
Like I say to all Gossip diggers, keep digging because you won’t find any dirt on me.
-MB
My, my. I wonder where her fiesty-ness went? Shes “rolling her eyes” now. Very Massie-like. At least your doing something that relates to her .
But then again, it didn’t go anywhere. Look at her attitude below.
Heidi
July 11, 2011 at 2:51 am
umm that ring is from forever 21! i thought u only did designer, mass! and u said delicate bracelets were out, and chunky is in! are u ok?? hang in there Massie!!
feel betta,
Heidi
iMassiekur
July 11, 2011 at 4:04 am
umm no that ring is NAWT from forever 21. It’s from Bluefly.com made from real gold and stones. It’s by some designer I don’t remember. Nawt cheap plastic. Gah-ross.
As for the bracelet that isn’t delicate. Delicate as in thin and single chained. The bracelet on my Massie-quin is much to rugged to be considered “delicate.”
Perhaps the heat is getting to you since it’s Summer. Take a rest and check back again when your mind clears up.
-MB
Fifth, this should be a laughable observation.
-A
July 28, 2011 at 5:53 pm
Annie the goobfucker indeed.
Honey why don’t you type into Google images, and type up “blog backgrounds.” Surely even you can handle that? IMK may be ranked #1 in her class but even she know it doesn’t take a genius to come up with a similar background. Well for more disses visit your own hell hole of a site.
Disses!
-A
First of bitches, why does this SWAS girl know this much about Maddie? “Ranked #1″ It’s almost as if she is being a little boastful, is it not? But why is she speaking like that of another blogger? Quite immature and all out of stupidity. You think none of these viewers would take note of that? Get this, she leaves hate comments on two of the pretty little lunatic’s site. Our dear Annies and miss Jana’s. They have it trashed now because they were apparently “sick of *A*”. Too bad, I caught it in my grasp before they clicked the can . Yes, they were offended that *A* dissed all of their ambitions and intelligence. Funny stuff, but again idiotic. She is clearly obsessed with others sense of intelligence, I presume. A nerd of a gossip girl, eh? Nice.
Sixth, Lastly, the most “important” evidence or so thats what both Maddie AND SWAS think. Both have clearly made it obvious on specifically hate comments for SWAS and apology comments
for Maddie to “never assume by mere appearances”. Isn’t it lovely how both stand on the same belief? Yes, GG spy did some research on i.p. addresses and both turn up in different locations.
Don’t let that fool you however. I.P. addresses are based on internet server, but the ones that WP shows are beyond false. They may give similar ones, but not the correct addresses.
Also my spy recently concluded that many bloggers come under atleast 4 different i.p. addresses! My, how do you explain that? I will name some of those bloggers. MBL, Annie, and Kaddie.
It’s not because they are posing or are using different different computers, it’s just WordPress is a cheap site and won’t give accurate info. Two of the i.p. addresses relocate might locate to your exact location, and the others may locate to bizzare places such as Alabama. I tell you, these numbers are phony. Nothing is that clear cut online, which is why theres such thing as “cyber-bullying” bitches.
There, you have it. Basic proof. IMK, let me ask you question. Why so desperate to bring down the WLs? Both of your posts have been about them. Could it be, your jealous? But, why? I could understand OMBitch who you fought with, but J, OMEB, A and Asi? Could it be… Your jealous of their extreme popularity, sad they didn’t invite you into the WLs, or mad they’re a bigger topic then you ever were.
SWAS, if you’re not IMK, then who are you? All the proof pinpoints to you. Considering you have a habit of re-decorating every time you post, you could possibly be anyone, right? Or is that one of your stupid tricks to mislead your fellow readers. Bitch, we can see that you’re quite a genius in giving makeovers, but please stick to one thing, or are you yourself not to sure of identity? As it seems on your latest “apologetic” post, you “claimed” you were the one who created your creative makeovers. Now darling, I thought it was your fabulous Kristen Gregory who did those for you since she was the “brainiac” of the committee? Are you all the same persons or what?
Now now. I am not simply concluding or making the gossip, but reporting it. It’s you gurrls that are giving the gossip, so don’t go whining to WordPress about it. Yes yes, I know some of you have reported this lovely site. However, reporting doesn’t do anything if you haven’t noticed already. Honestly though, why are you reporting me? I am not the one making a post within two days. I have a life and that doesn’t involve any of you. All you girls do the work for me, I just sit and type. By the way, I’ve said a lot haven’t I? It’s rare that you will get this much out of me, but I felt everyone needed to know that there are ALWAYS two-sides to the story, except mine is always right. Now you decide ladies, I’m done for now. Until next time, peace bitches. It’s what WP needs now a day
y.k.l.m,
xoxo
Gossip Girl.
